Cairo Hash House Harriers

Cairo Hash House Harriers
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Run 1489 The Lesser Bairam Hash 3/10/8

Hares: R-Hole, Easy Ride Herr, Doc Livingstone

HASH STATS

Walkers: 22

Runners: 4

Total: 26

Quotes of the Day
I suppose they could always do it with their legs in the air."

The Trail

We were a select crowd for Hash 1489, held on the last day of the Lesser Bairam and organised by R-Hole in Dreamland, near his home in 6^th October City. It was a new site and yes, your scribe, Dr Ahmed and Inhee arrived late, so we did a little Hash of our own, getting as far as a remote quarry, the kind of places where sinister murders are committed. But don't panic - all we really wanted to murder was a cold tin of Sakkara or two. By the way, next time you're in 6^th October City, check out those cool mobile phone relay towers disguised as palm trees. Anyway, we joined the rest of the Hashers, after their trails round a mini-golf course, for the Circle on some nice grass beside an artificial lake, next to the golf course. Nearby, there are some wonderful-looking, as-yet-unoccupied, upmarket blocks of flats. The Hares arrived by taxi at the RV today, after many trials and tribulations, while Trevor had included a three titties cheque in the trails, which both took about 90 minutes.

The Circular Shout Up

Hugh J.Nuss moves into action, punishing the Hares for good trails, before inviting Athletic Supporter (the former Hash list) and Useless (stand-in Hash list) to indulge in a brew. They are followed by visitors Karen and Andreas and their five children, as well as Christian and Martin, not to forget returning Hashette Eva. We sing them, 'What shall we do with the drunken Hasher?'. Over to R-Hole, who invites the German Ambassador and her husband to have a gargle, after which it's back to The Dude, who calls up Peter and Jennifer. Easy Ride Herr, Peter (again) and another young gentleman receive refreshments next, being joined by Wes himself. Meanwhile, Inhee, whose birthday falls later this month, swallows a brewsksi, being followed by all the schoolteachers present, along with Jenny, Hani and Marie. We rounded off our evening off with a BBQ by the lake, followed by dancing al fresco. On-On!!

Who has what:

New Smelly Galabiya: Marie-Louise

Smelly Galabiya: Andy

Magic Lantern: Little Dina

Toilet Seat: Spoilt Little Brat

Chain of Pain: Spoilt Little Bratwurst

Underpants Cap: Wing Nut On-On Useless

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1520	8/5/9	Sven Sprint et al	View
1527	26/6/9	Jacqueline, Megan	View
1519	1/5/9	Oh Sht I Forgot, Comes Early Comes Often, Lion Fart, Pin Prick, Hot N Juicy, Can’t Get It Up, Too Drunk To uck	View
1518	24/4/9	Spankin Zee Frankin, Hot n Juicy, Sissy, Big Onus, Bogey the Wonder Boxer	View
1513	20/3/9	Gary	View
1510	27/2/9	The Visitor	View
1512	13/3/9	: Richard The Lion Farted , Claire, Peter, Zee Machine, Carolyn and Ken, Barbies Squashed Balls	View
1510	27/2/9	The Visitor	View
1510	27/2/9	The Visitor	View
1509	20/2/9		View
1508	13/2/9	Two Lips Therapy	View
1506	30/1/9	Wayne, Jurg and Rebecca	View
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1504	16/1/9	Coming Linguist and Cant Get It In	View
1503	9/1/9	Reporn	View
1502	2/1/9	Thin Peanist, Bad Beaver Hunter	View
1501	26/12/8	I doesnt know	View
1500	19/12/8	Subseaman One, Came Early Comes Often, Homer Sexual, Catherine, Bussy Bedlar, Bad B, Austrian Werner, Barbies Squashed Balls, Adam, Pins the Tail	View
1497	18/11/8	Colonel Ted Rae	View
1499	12/12/8	Emad, Pussies Galore	View
1497	28/11/8	Colonel Ted Rae	View
1495	14/11/8	Sh*t I Forget, Hard And Juicy and others	View
1496	21/11/8	Melon Fondler, Stewart	View
1494	7/11/8	Bad B, Tony	View
1494	7/11/8	Bad B, Tony	View
1494	7/11/8	Bad B, Tony	View
1493	31/10/8	Bumble Bee, 1900 Sheep Dater, Wayne, Cant Make Her Come	View
1492	24/10/8	Cant Make Her Come, Rudie, Athletic Supporter, Wes, Pussy Wig, Finger In The Dyck	View
1491	17/10/8	Shouldve Been Blonde, 1900 Sheep Dater, Martin, Joerg, Fed Sechs, Zighda Man	View
1490	10/10/8	Barbies Squashed Balls, Emptier, Master Maths, Jenny	View
1489	3/10/8	R Hole, Easy Ride Herr, Doc Livingstone	View
1488	26/9/8	Cant Make Her Come, 1900 Sheep Dater, Doc Livingstone, Alain, Texas Gee Ha, Sweaty Viking	View
1487	19/9/8	Doktor Livingstone, R Hole, Gary, Herr Easy Ride Hare	View
1486	12/9/8	John R, Athletic Supporter, Black End Popper, Lou Borough Qunt, Doctor Wayne	View
1485	5/9/8	Inga, Trevor, Do You Think Im Sexy, Easy Ride Herr, Siberian Sex Bomb, Schoolman, Useless	View
1474	29/8/8	Lou Borough Qunt, Black End Popper, Uncle Wes, Watch Me Strut My Furry Thing, Shouldve Been Blonde, Chairman	View
1483	22/8/8	Bosoms From Brussels, Tawfika, Erect Runner, Bad Bobby	View
1482	15/8/8	Barbies Squashed Balls, Cant Make Her Come, Petroleum Jelly, Castrati, Rudie	View
1481	8/8/8	Cock Tamer, Lou Borough Qunt, Black End Pepper, Bosoms From Brussels, Limp Noodle, Useless, two dogs	View
1479	25/7/8	Poontang Palmer, Shouldve Been Blonde, Cream Offski, Cock Tamer	View
1478	18/7/8	Squashed Balls, Titty Tattoo, Shouldve Been Blonde, Hugh J Nuss, Rembrandt Puss, Comes In Threes	View
1476	4/7/8	Athletic Supporter, Quotch Quacker, Cant Make Her Come, Useless	View
1475	27/6/8	Bitter Balls, Grolsch Schlurper, Bay Watch Babe, Vim, Gerhardt, Vorniker	View
1474	20/6/8	Pussy Wig, Crocodile Dundee, Cream Offski, Melon F*er, F* You Noodles	View
1473	13/6/8	Gary, Crotch Cracker, Hugh J Nuss, Catherine, Christine, Cream Off, Stuart, Tit For Tat, Athletic Supporter	View
1471	30/5/8	Bottleneck, The Siberian Sex Bomb, Brain Dead, Needs To Be Slapped Purple, Useless	View
1469	16/5/8	Pol Pot, Doc Livingston, Shouldve Been Blonde, Easy Rider, Gary	View
1468	9/5/8	Hugh J. Nuss, Erect Runner, Bad B, Athletic Supporter, Hot Lips, Speechless, Basket Case	View
1466	25/4/8	Easy Rider, The Lion Farted, Irish Missed, Hamburg Sex Bomb, Hermann The Vermin	View
1464	10/3/8	Tit For Tat, Cucking Funt, Rude Yard, Rembrandt Pussy Whores, Keer, Useless	View
1463	3/8/8	Spreads Easily, Cock Tamer, Titty Tattoo, Uncle Wes, Spoilt Little Brat	View
1462	28/3/8	Siberian Sex Bomb, Once Is Not Enough, Hot Air, Useless	View
1461	21/38	Mr and Mrs Dog, Hot Radish	View
1460	14/3/8	Easy Rider, Three Dogs F*ing, What A F*er, I.P. Freely, Pet Shop Boy, Charlotte, Charlotte's daughter, Athletic Supporter, Super Fanny	View
1457	7/3/8	Spreads Easily, Cock Tamer, Underdeveloped, Athletic Supporter, Hugh J. Nuss	View
1457	7/3/8	Spreads Easily, Cock Tamer, Underdeveloped, Athletic Supporter, Hugh J. Nuss	View
1458	29/2/8	She Comes Quietly, He's Had A Haircut, Barbie's Squashed Balls, Bad Lay, Useless	View
1457	22/2/8	Pussy Wig, Doc Livingstone, Castrati, Always Coming, Numb Nuts Cruncher	View
1456	15/2/8	Mister and Mrs Dog, Easy Rider, Euro Tunnel	View
1455	8/2/8	I Know Dick, Cock Tamer, Tit For Tat, Nipple Twister	View
1454	1/2/8	Barbie's Squashed Balls, Bad Lay, She Comes Quietly, Useless	View
1453	25/1/8	Takes Offers, Joerg, Hand Solo	View
1451	11/1/8	Uncle Wes, Spreads Easily, Incomplete, I Couldn't Get Him To Come	View
1449	28/12/7	: Brain Dead, The Schoolman, Siberian Sex Bomb, Once Is Not Enough, Soft Wired, Palm Job, Useless	View
1448	21/12/7	Monsieur et Madame Chien, Bad Lay, Useless	View
1447	14/12/7	Hugh J. Nuss, Athletic Supporter, Bosoms From Brussels	View
1447	14/12/7	Hugh J. Nuss, Athletic Supporter, Bosoms From Brussels	View
1446	7/12/7	Spoilt Little Bratwurst, Spreads Easily	View
1445	30/11/7	Barbie's Squashed Balls, Ball Hacker Dog's Bollox, Bad Lay, Cheeky Little Brat, Useless	View
1444	23/11/7	Putin In Out, Once Is Not Enough, No Hare Brain, Hash Ram	View
1441	2/11/7	Squashed Balls, Here's My Package, Titty, Underdeveloped, Mystic, Useless	View
1440	26/10/7	Erect Runner, Bad B	View
1439	19/10/7	Barbie's Squashed Balls, Hash Queen, The Dude	View
1437	5/10/7	The Dude, Incomplete, Erect Runner	View
1436	28/9/7	Pussywig, Crocodile Dundee, No Hare Brain, Siberian Sex Bomb, One Is Not Enough	View
1434	14/9/7	Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, Hala, Cock Tamer, Should've Been Blonde	View
1432	31/8/7	Blow Hole Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, The Duke	View
1431	24/8/7	Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, Barbie’s Squashed Balls, Mister and Mrs Dog	View
1430	17/8/8	Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, Saucy Little Crab Apple, Squashed Balls, Greased Palm, Baaaaa, Useless	View
1428	3/8/7	Tit For Tat, Squashed Balls, Greased Palm, I Want Dick, Blow Hole, Useless	View
1427	27/7/7	Should’ve Been Blonde, Bad B, Hugh J. Nuss, Erect Runner, Barbie’s Greased Balls	View
1426	20/7/7	Bottleneck, Bam-Bam, Rock Star, Hoare House Hote, Tina Turner, Spoilt Little Brat	View
1423	29/6/7	Spoilt Little Brat, Hibiscus Flower	View
1422	22/6/7	Hugh J. Nuss	View
1420	8/1/7	Cookie, The Sheriff of Nottingham, Not In The Mood, Kafka, Flusher	View
1418	25/5/7	Pin Pricked, Lion Fart, Effing Stop	View
1413	20/4/7	Rude Yard, Mr and Mrs Dog, Dirty Little Brat With Sweaty Red Cheeks, Smack Ass, Castrati	View
1414	27/4/7	Good In Bed, Puss In Boots, Pole Pot, Rock Star, Ruth, Bam Bam, Easy Wife of Bam Bam	View
1417	18/5/7	Psycho Tits, Bad Lay, Nipple Twister, Putin Out, Cucking Funt, Basket Case, Speechless, Hot Lips, Useless	View
1416	11/5/7	The Italian Blob, Herr und Frau Hund, Rudie, Smack Ass, Spoilt Little Brat	View
1415	4/5/7	Squashed Balls, Puss In Boots, Pole Pot, Rock Star, Ruth, Bam Bam, Easy Wife of Bam Bam	View
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1412	13/4/7	Dirty Little Brat With Cheeky Red Cheeks, Smack Ass, Uncle Wes, Tassie Trombone, Rudie	View
Trash 1411	6/4/7	Bad B, ER, Useless	View
1410	30/3/7	Good to the Last Drop (GttLD); Whore House Hotel (WH2); Bad Bastard (BB); Pissed N Broke (PnB); EZ Wife of Brian (EZ); Hugh J. Nuss (HjN) and visitor hare Virgin Captain (VC).	View
1409	23/3/7	he Italian Blob, Tassie Tornado, Mother Pucker, Damien	View
1408	16/3/7	Good In Bed, Puss In Boots, Takes Offers, Gorillas, Bootstrap	View
1407	9/3/7	See below	View
1405	23/2/7	Pink Princess, The Italian Blob, Tit For Tat, Useless	View
1404	16/2/7	Mr and Mrs Dog	View
1403	9/2/7	Hoare House Hotel, Bam-Bam, Puss In Boots, Good In Bed, Checks Me Out, Melts In Her Mouth, Alex Sevren, Never Goes Up, Never Goes Down	View
1402	2/2/7	Dirty Little Brat With Cheeky Red Cheeks, Ron Baldo, Useless	View
1401	26/1/7	Bad Lay, Castrati, Greased Palm, Castrati, Rude Yard	View
1400	19/1/7	Tit For Tat, Puss In Boots, Good In Bed, Good To The Last Drop, Bottleneck, Athletic Supporter	View
1399	12/1/7	Tit For Tat, Mystic Meg, Underdeveloped, Useless, Little Bruiser	View
1397	Friday 29nd December 2006	Greased Palm, Psycho Tits, Useless	View
1396	Friday 22nd December 2006	Athletic Supporter, Blow Out, Comes With Him, Mystic Meg, Underdeveloped, Little Bruiser, Useless	View
1395	Friday 15th December 2006	Should've Been Blonde, Squashed Balls, Mother Pucker, Tassie Teaser, Tulip. Dorito	View
1394	Sunday 10th December 2006	Rock Star, Upside Ben Doone, Comes In Threes, Trans	View
1393	Sunday 3rd December 2006	Bad Lay, Pole Pot, Greased Palm, Squash Balls, Useless	View
1392		Good to the last Drop, Doggie Style, Alpha Bitch	View
1391	Friday 17th November 2006	Doggie Style and Alpha Bitch (Walk) & Titty Tatoo and Bad Lay (Run)	View
1390	Friday 10th November 2006	Comes Monthly, Hugeness, Greased Palm, Uselesss	View
1389	Friday 3rd November 2006	Skid Marks, Bad B, Gorillas	View

Older scribes can be found here http://www.cairohash.com/docs/old