We were at the Bunkers Site for Hash 1463 and what amenable weather we had. It was Spreads Easily's last Hash with CH3 and there was another book sale to help sponsor her charity bike ride, while the profits from the raffle and the sale of beer and a delicious, alcoholic, fruity, punchy cocktail, created by Athletic Supporter, a great Supporter of this worthy Athletic enterprise, went towards the cause. Today's walk was a rather spontaneous affair, the walking Hares having indulged in a drop or two of vodka last night. We started at 3.20pm and your scribe was with the runners, as we headed northwards past a chunky bunker on this perfect, warm, sunny spring day. We then veered northeast away from the sun, as it got a wee bit windy, before we hit the first Czech. From there, we continued northeast to a long/short trail break. Your scribe and one or two others opted for the short trail southwards across stony stuff, with the real runners catching up with us after a running cheque, having done an extra loop. Erect Runner had left his classic 'ER' signature at the second checc and by now we were heading for home past a semi-demolished hut made of real stones. The run took about 45 mins, the walk 1 hour 20 mins. Athletic Supporter was kept busy selling her punch when we got back to the chariots.

Spoilt Little Bratwurst launches the Circle, punishing the visitors, namely Fox Nose from the UK; Joel from Switzerland; Amru from Cairo; Karen, a Dutch doll; Yoyo from Germany; Glen from Washington; Ritchie from Munich; Sarah, a slip of a thing from Boston; and five more Cairenes - Malak, Nour, Karim, Sara and Khaled. Nor must we forget a splendid bearded character called Rick from the USA, who complains that there's not enough beer in his d-d, so we swap it for the Pisser. They are followed by the Hares, for whom we sing 'Why were they Born?', after which stand-in Hash List Mrs Dog takes the helm, punishing the non-signers-inners: Ein Stella, Useless, Pet Shop Boy, Spreads Easily, Doc Livingstone, Sarah, Karim, Khaled and Yoyo. We give them a blast of 'It's a Hash House Sin', before two more non-signers-inners are revealed - Renate and Inhee - for whom we sing the 'Countdown Song'. And now over to Athletic Supporter, who presents Doggy Style with a superlative 150-run Tea shirt, while he also gets the Pisser, and Spreads Easily receives a quite superb leavers' mug.

At this point in the proceedings, the RA muscles his way in, calling on the two ladies involved in organising the forthcoming Moon Beacher in May, Frau Hund and Should've Been Blonde, along with Pin Pricked, Titty Tattoo and Charlotte, the majority of whom have teenage daughters, to indulge in hooch. Bad Lay himself, who daughter is only six months shy of teenagehood, also scoops a brew, while we sing them 'Pretty Hashite'. He then encourages Hashers from heavy-drinking nations to have a gargle - Claire, all the Germans (including Easy Rider who gets the Pisser) and all the Australians, while Hugh J. Nuss is included as an honorary heavy drinker. They are followed by Dutch Karen and Hugh J. Nuss again, after which those Hashers present who frequently and kindly give other Hashers a lift to the Hash are invited to get some of the cold and bold down their necks, namely Pussy Wig, Doing It Backwards, The Lion Farted, Should've Been Blonde, Poontang Palmer, Barbie's Squashed Balls and Claire.

Over to The Dude, who gets Tena to draw a raffle ticket. It belongs to Doc Ein Stella, who buttonholes the rosé wine, after which Natasha pulls Sara (grabs the beauty products) and Charlotte's daughter extracts Athletic Supporter (more rosé). We have an intermission from the raffle, with Yal Dab inviting all mothers present to step forward for brewskis. Then the raffling starts again in earnest, with Sarah the slim student extrapolating Marcos (now the proud owner of a bottle of whisky) and Titty Tattoo (focuses on the case of Sakkara). Karen slips her hand in and withdraws it clutching a ticket paid for by Can’t Make Her Come (zeroes in on the splendid collapsible chair) and Marcos again (your scribe forgets what he won). We sing them 'Why Were They Born', after which Cock Tamer enjoys a d-d with the departing Spreads Easily. A smile Spreads across Useless' face as he drinks from one of her shoes and she sportingly drinks from the other. Sakkara sure goes down Easily from a sneaker. So that was that and the On-On was at Dragon House. On-On!!

There is still time to make a donation to Jessica Pouchet's (aka Spreads Easily) charity ride. If you would like to sponsor her (or learn more about the charity and event), please visit www.bikeandbuild.org and select 'Pouchet, Jessica' from the drop-down list on the donation page. 

1. New Smelly Galabiya: Marie-Louise
2. Smelly Galabiya: Andy

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