Colonel Wesley opened the circle at 3.15pm. and
welcomed + interviewed 8 newcomers:
1.) Nico + Maurice, 2
little German fellows (aged 8 + 11), the new motorbike and Hash generation!
2.) Rebeccca, a very, very young + pretty teacher from Germany
(Heidelberg), teacher at the DEO
3.) Michael from South Africa (a knee wounded
ex-soldier of the French Foreign Legion)
4.) Kaysia from Australia (sheep grower - määäh)
5.) Nadine from Beyroth (living in Cairo for 25 years) 6.) Daniel from Germany¡¯s Sackeifel near ex capital Bonn(DeTeCom
Manager)
8.) Tobias, from Bonn / Germany, too, same job as Danny boy.
The weather was more than brilliant 4 zee middle of
November, sunny, a bit cloudy, sunshine (shorouk) everywhere, especially `cause
of the lovely sexy female Hashers. The first check was a bad check, incl. an Aborigine (an Ali Baba) who looked
like a requisite out of the movie Lawrence of Arabia, in a small narrow wadi which was full of
stones, flies, snakes and spiders!But the
courageous Ciderman was not afraid. The second check was a great beer check
with ice-cold Sakkara and Luxor beer in a small canyon, thanks again 2 zee generous Hares, al Hamdulliläh!!!The area was quite hilly, so we had to scramble a lot and there were some
high dunes, but nobody got lost.
The
Circular Shout Up
Wesley started z circle at 4:05pm. We had to honour Dave for his 25th Hash and Doc
Livingston for his 100th! They enjoyed their down-downs very much; Kim sang for them the famous and
intelligent song, ¡®Beer, beer, beer!¡¯ After reminding them and all the others not to drink with the right hand,
Commodore Wesley called upon all the
newcomers to have a big d-d. At 4:15pm, the legendary Religious Adviser Stewart (määäh)
from the faraway Pitcairn islands moved into action. He invited up all the kid hashers in and sang for them the song: ¡®My
Bonnie lies over the Ocean¡¯, followed by a d-d for
them. Little Cidermangot anextra one `cause of not following the order Left Hand!The next d-d for not stopping at the beer stop went to Kerstin, Karina
(Eurotunnel), Sabine, Gary, Ian with the famous
hit: "It's a Hash House sin when theydon't drink beer, when they don't drink beer¡¦¡¯, followed by Juerg + Michael with a d-d because of shortcutting with: ¡®Their one Skin¡¯ and ¡®Why were they borne so beautiful?¡¯ As for Hash slashing there
were Ineka, Dave, Francesca
("alwaysneeds a pee before..."); Doc
Livingston sang: ¡®The HHH¡¯, before a
special big d-d for all those beautiful German
Frauleinen sitting on a rock: Karina
(Eurotunnel), Kerstin, Steffie (3 Dogs F***ing),
Rebecca, Renate (Hamburg SexBomb) and
Sabine with the song: ¡®Oh happy Day¡¯ by the Les Humphries Singers; another d-d for Sarah because of her on the Rehydration Hash forgetting the school camera.
Then it¡¯s time again for our popular RA to called up the non-signers-inners: Dave, Nadine, Tania who drank a big d-d and they got the old non-signers song: ¡®It's a HHH sin when they don¡¯t sign
in¡¯, and then started the naming of Regine and Caroline because of their first
hare. Proposals for Regine: Doesn¡¯t Wanna Come,Comes In The Mud, Mud F***er, Mud Mugger, They Are Blue. She eventually got
the name Sh*t I Forget.Proposals for Caroline: Can Pee Freely, Prick Teacher, Coming On A Track, but she got Hard
And Juicy. Their christening was very, very interesting because they liked
the beer on their heads together with the fine Sahara sand. Ken announced the
On-On at Maadi¡¯s Red Onion (15% discount for drinks, 20%
> for food). It was very crowded and before that Kenyan Flora sang the exercise song: ¡®Somebody
asked me¡¯; everybody had to repeat: ¡®Somebody asked me, where do I come from, come from, from lovely-lovely Cairo,
lovely-lovely Cairo¡¯. On-On!! .
Good to the Last Drop (GttLD); Whore House Hotel (WH2); Bad Bastard (BB); Pissed N Broke (PnB); EZ Wife of Brian (EZ); Hugh J. Nuss (HjN) and visitor hare Virgin Captain (VC).