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Run 1495                       The Hard And Juicy Hash                           14/11/8

         

Hares:         Sh*t I Forget, Hard And Juicy and others

 

HASH STATS

Walkers: 37

Runners: 12

Total: 49

 

Quotes of the Day

¡°Watch out for the Aborigine.¡±

 

The Trail

 

Colonel Wesley opened the circle at 3.15pm. and welcomed + interviewed 8 newcomers:

1.) Nico + Maurice, 2 little German fellows (aged 8 + 11), the new motorbike and Hash generation!
2.) Rebeccca, a very, very young + pretty teacher from Germany (Heidelberg), teacher at the DEO
3.) Michael from South Africa (a knee wounded ex-soldier of the French
Foreign Legion)
4.) Kaysia from Australia (sheep grower - määäh)
5.) Nadine from Beyroth (living in Cairo for 25 years)

6.) Daniel from Germany¡¯s Sackeifel near ex capital Bonn (DeTeCom Manager)
8.) Tobias, from Bonn / Germany, too, same job as Danny boy.

The weather was more than brilliant 4 zee middle of November, sunny, a bit cloudy, sunshine (shorouk) everywhere, especially `cause of the lovely sexy female Hashers. The first check was a bad check, incl. an Aborigine (an Ali Baba) who looked like a requisite out of the movie Lawrence of Arabia, in a small narrow wadi which was full of stones, flies, snakes and spiders! But the courageous Ciderman was not afraid. The second check was a great beer check with ice-cold Sakkara and Luxor beer in a small canyon, thanks again 2 zee generous Hares, al Hamdulliläh!!! The area was quite hilly, so we had to scramble a lot and there were some high dunes, but nobody got lost.



 

 

The Circular Shout Up

 

Wesley started z circle at 4:05pm. We had to honour Dave for his 25th Hash and Doc Livingston for his 100th! They enjoyed their down-downs very much; Kim sang for them the famous and intelligent song, ¡®Beer, beer, beer!¡¯ After reminding them and all the others not to drink with the right hand, Commodore Wesley called upon all the newcomers to have a big d-d. At 4:15pm, the legendary Religious Adviser Stewart (määäh) from the faraway Pitcairn islands moved into action. He invited up all the kid hashers in and sang for them the song: ¡®My Bonnie lies over the Ocean¡¯, followed by a d-d for them. Little Ciderman got an extra one `cause of not following the order Left Hand! The next d-d for not stopping at the beer stop went to Kerstin, Karina (Eurotunnel), Sabine, Gary, Ian with the famous hit: "It's a Hash House sin when they don't drink beer, when they don't drink beer¡¦¡¯, followed by Juerg + Michael with a d-d because of shortcutting with: ¡®Their one Skin¡¯ and ¡®Why were they borne so beautiful?¡¯ As for Hash slashing there were Ineka, Dave, Francesca ("always needs a pee before..."); Doc Livingston sang: ¡®The HHH¡¯, before a special big d-d for all those beautiful German Frauleinen sitting on a rock: Karina (Eurotunnel), Kerstin, Steffie (3 Dogs F***ing), Rebecca, Renate (Hamburg Sex Bomb) and Sabine with the song: ¡®Oh happy Day¡¯ by the Les Humphries Singers; another d-d for Sarah because of her on the Rehydration Hash forgetting the school camera.

Then it¡¯s time again for our popular RA to called up the non-signers-inners: Dave, Nadine, Tania who drank a big d-d and they got the old non-signers song: ¡®It's a HHH sin when they don¡¯t sign in¡¯, and then started the naming of Regine and Caroline because of their first hare. Proposals for Regine: Doesn¡¯t Wanna Come, Comes In The Mud, Mud F***er, Mud Mugger, They Are Blue. She eventually got the name Sh*t I Forget. Proposals for Caroline: Can Pee Freely, Prick Teacher, Coming On A Track, but she got Hard And Juicy. Their christening was very, very interesting because they liked the beer on their heads together with the fine Sahara sand. Ken announced the On-On at Maadi¡¯s Red Onion (15% discount for drinks, 20%
> for food)
. It was very crowded and before that Kenyan Flora sang the exercise song: ¡®Somebody asked me¡¯; everybody had to repeat: ¡®Somebody asked me, where do I come from, come from, from lovely-lovely Cairo, lovely-lovely Cairo¡¯. On-On!! .

 

 

Who has what:

 

1.      New Smelly Galabiya: Marie-Louise    

2.      Smelly Galabiya: Andy

3.        Magic Lantern: Little Dina      

4.        Toilet Seat: Spoilt Little Brat

5.        Chain of Pain: Spoilt Little Bratwurst           

6.        Underpants Cap: Wing Nut                                                       On-On Useless



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1519
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1518
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1513
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1510
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1512
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1508
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1504
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1503
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1502
2/1/9
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1501
26/12/8
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1500
19/12/8
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1497
18/11/8
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1499
12/12/8
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1497
28/11/8
Colonel Ted Rae
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1495
14/11/8
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1496
21/11/8
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1494
7/11/8
Bad B, Tony
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1494
7/11/8
Bad B, Tony
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1494
7/11/8
Bad B, Tony
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1493
31/10/8
Bumble Bee, 1900 Sheep Dater, Wayne, Cant Make Her Come
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1492
24/10/8
Cant Make Her Come, Rudie, Athletic Supporter, Wes, Pussy Wig, Finger In The Dyck
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1491
17/10/8
Shouldve Been Blonde, 1900 Sheep Dater, Martin, Joerg, Fed Sechs, Zighda Man
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1490
10/10/8
Barbies Squashed Balls, Emptier, Master Maths, Jenny
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1489
3/10/8
R Hole, Easy Ride Herr, Doc Livingstone
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1488
26/9/8
Cant Make Her Come, 1900 Sheep Dater, Doc Livingstone, Alain, Texas Gee Ha, Sweaty Viking
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1487
19/9/8
Doktor Livingstone, R Hole, Gary, Herr Easy Ride Hare
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1486
12/9/8
John R, Athletic Supporter, Black End Popper, Lou Borough Qunt, Doctor Wayne
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1485
5/9/8
Inga, Trevor, Do You Think Im Sexy, Easy Ride Herr, Siberian Sex Bomb, Schoolman, Useless
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1474
29/8/8
Lou Borough Qunt, Black End Popper, Uncle Wes, Watch Me Strut My Furry Thing, Shouldve Been Blonde, Chairman
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1483
22/8/8
Bosoms From Brussels, Tawfika, Erect Runner, Bad Bobby
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1482
15/8/8
Barbies Squashed Balls, Cant Make Her Come, Petroleum Jelly, Castrati, Rudie
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1481
8/8/8
Cock Tamer, Lou Borough Qunt, Black End Pepper, Bosoms From Brussels, Limp Noodle, Useless, two dogs
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1479
25/7/8
Poontang Palmer, Shouldve Been Blonde, Cream Offski, Cock Tamer
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1478
18/7/8
Squashed Balls, Titty Tattoo, Shouldve Been Blonde, Hugh J Nuss, Rembrandt Puss, Comes In Threes
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1476
4/7/8
Athletic Supporter, Quotch Quacker, Cant Make Her Come, Useless
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1475
27/6/8
Bitter Balls, Grolsch Schlurper, Bay Watch Babe, Vim, Gerhardt, Vorniker
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1474
20/6/8
Pussy Wig, Crocodile Dundee, Cream Offski, Melon F***er, F*** You Noodles
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1473
13/6/8
Gary, Crotch Cracker, Hugh J Nuss, Catherine, Christine, Cream Off, Stuart, Tit For Tat, Athletic Supporter
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1471
30/5/8
Bottleneck, The Siberian Sex Bomb, Brain Dead, Needs To Be Slapped Purple, Useless
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1469
16/5/8
Pol Pot, Doc Livingston, Shouldve Been Blonde, Easy Rider, Gary
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1468
9/5/8
Hugh J. Nuss, Erect Runner, Bad B, Athletic Supporter, Hot Lips, Speechless, Basket Case
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1466
25/4/8
Easy Rider, The Lion Farted, Irish Missed, Hamburg Sex Bomb, Hermann The Vermin
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1464
10/3/8
Tit For Tat, Cucking Funt, Rude Yard, Rembrandt Pussy Whores, Keer, Useless
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1463
3/8/8
Spreads Easily, Cock Tamer, Titty Tattoo, Uncle Wes, Spoilt Little Brat
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1462
28/3/8
Siberian Sex Bomb, Once Is Not Enough, Hot Air, Useless
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1461
21/38
Mr and Mrs Dog, Hot Radish
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1460
14/3/8
Easy Rider, Three Dogs F***ing, What A F***er, I.P. Freely, Pet Shop Boy, Charlotte, Charlotte's daughter, Athletic Supporter, Super Fanny
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1457
7/3/8
Spreads Easily, Cock Tamer, Underdeveloped, Athletic Supporter, Hugh J. Nuss
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1457
7/3/8
Spreads Easily, Cock Tamer, Underdeveloped, Athletic Supporter, Hugh J. Nuss
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1458
29/2/8
She Comes Quietly, He's Had A Haircut, Barbie's Squashed Balls, Bad Lay, Useless
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1457
22/2/8
Pussy Wig, Doc Livingstone, Castrati, Always Coming, Numb Nuts Cruncher
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1456
15/2/8
Mister and Mrs Dog, Easy Rider, Euro Tunnel
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1455
8/2/8
I Know Dick, Cock Tamer, Tit For Tat, Nipple Twister
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1454
1/2/8
Barbie's Squashed Balls, Bad Lay, She Comes Quietly, Useless
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1453
25/1/8
Takes Offers, Joerg, Hand Solo
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1451
11/1/8
Uncle Wes, Spreads Easily, Incomplete, I Couldn't Get Him To Come
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1449
28/12/7
: Brain Dead, The Schoolman, Siberian Sex Bomb, Once Is Not Enough, Soft Wired, Palm Job, Useless
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1448
21/12/7
Monsieur et Madame Chien, Bad Lay, Useless
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1447
14/12/7
Hugh J. Nuss, Athletic Supporter, Bosoms From Brussels
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1447
14/12/7
Hugh J. Nuss, Athletic Supporter, Bosoms From Brussels
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1446
7/12/7
Spoilt Little Bratwurst, Spreads Easily
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1445
30/11/7
Barbie's Squashed Balls, Ball Hacker Dog's Bollox, Bad Lay, Cheeky Little Brat, Useless
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1444
23/11/7
Putin In Out, Once Is Not Enough, No Hare Brain, Hash Ram
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1441
2/11/7
Squashed Balls, Here's My Package, Titty, Underdeveloped, Mystic, Useless
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1440
26/10/7
Erect Runner, Bad B
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1439
19/10/7
Barbie's Squashed Balls, Hash Queen, The Dude
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1437
5/10/7
The Dude, Incomplete, Erect Runner
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1436
28/9/7
Pussywig, Crocodile Dundee, No Hare Brain, Siberian Sex Bomb, One Is Not Enough
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1434
14/9/7
Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, Hala, Cock Tamer, Should've Been Blonde
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1432
31/8/7
Blow Hole Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, The Duke
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1431
24/8/7
Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, Barbie’s Squashed Balls, Mister and Mrs Dog
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1430
17/8/8
Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, Saucy Little Crab Apple, Squashed Balls, Greased Palm, Baaaaa, Useless
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1428
3/8/7
Tit For Tat, Squashed Balls, Greased Palm, I Want Dick, Blow Hole, Useless
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1427
27/7/7
Should’ve Been Blonde, Bad B, Hugh J. Nuss, Erect Runner, Barbie’s Greased Balls
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1426
20/7/7
Bottleneck, Bam-Bam, Rock Star, Hoare House Hote, Tina Turner, Spoilt Little Brat
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1423
29/6/7
Spoilt Little Brat, Hibiscus Flower
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1422
22/6/7
Hugh J. Nuss
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1420
8/1/7
Cookie, The Sheriff of Nottingham, Not In The Mood, Kafka, Flusher
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1418
25/5/7
Pin Pricked, Lion Fart, Effing Stop
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1413
20/4/7
Rude Yard, Mr and Mrs Dog, Dirty Little Brat With Sweaty Red Cheeks, Smack Ass, Castrati
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1414
27/4/7
Good In Bed, Puss In Boots, Pole Pot, Rock Star, Ruth, Bam Bam, Easy Wife of Bam Bam
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1417
18/5/7
Psycho Tits, Bad Lay, Nipple Twister, Putin Out, Cucking Funt, Basket Case, Speechless, Hot Lips, Useless
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1416
11/5/7
The Italian Blob, Herr und Frau Hund, Rudie, Smack Ass, Spoilt Little Brat
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1415
4/5/7
Squashed Balls, Puss In Boots, Pole Pot, Rock Star, Ruth, Bam Bam, Easy Wife of Bam Bam
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1412
13/4/7
Dirty Little Brat With Cheeky Red Cheeks, Smack Ass, Uncle Wes, Tassie Trombone, Rudie
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Trash 1411
6/4/7
Bad B, ER, Useless
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1410
30/3/7
Good to the Last Drop (GttLD); Whore House Hotel (WH2); Bad Bastard (BB); Pissed N Broke (PnB); EZ Wife of Brian (EZ); Hugh J. Nuss (HjN) and visitor hare Virgin Captain (VC).
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1409
23/3/7
he Italian Blob, Tassie Tornado, Mother Pucker, Damien
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1408
16/3/7
Good In Bed, Puss In Boots, Takes Offers, Gorillas, Bootstrap
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1407
9/3/7
See below
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1405
23/2/7
Pink Princess, The Italian Blob, Tit For Tat, Useless
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1404
16/2/7
Mr and Mrs Dog
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1403
9/2/7
Hoare House Hotel, Bam-Bam, Puss In Boots, Good In Bed, Checks Me Out, Melts In Her Mouth, Alex Sevren, Never Goes Up, Never Goes Down
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1402
2/2/7
Dirty Little Brat With Cheeky Red Cheeks, Ron Baldo, Useless
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1401
26/1/7
Bad Lay, Castrati, Greased Palm, Castrati, Rude Yard
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1400
19/1/7
Tit For Tat, Puss In Boots, Good In Bed, Good To The Last Drop, Bottleneck, Athletic Supporter
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1399
12/1/7
Tit For Tat, Mystic Meg, Underdeveloped, Useless, Little Bruiser
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1397
Friday 29nd December 2006
Greased Palm, Psycho Tits, Useless
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1396
Friday 22nd December 2006
Athletic Supporter, Blow Out, Comes With Him, Mystic Meg, Underdeveloped, Little Bruiser, Useless
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1395
Friday 15th December 2006
Should've Been Blonde, Squashed Balls, Mother Pucker, Tassie Teaser, Tulip. Dorito
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1394
Sunday 10th December 2006
Rock Star, Upside Ben Doone, Comes In Threes, Trans
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1393
Sunday 3rd December 2006
Bad Lay, Pole Pot, Greased Palm, Squash Balls, Useless
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1392
Good to the last Drop, Doggie Style, Alpha Bitch
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1391
Friday 17th November 2006
Doggie Style and Alpha Bitch (Walk) & Titty Tatoo and Bad Lay (Run)
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1390
Friday 10th November 2006
Comes Monthly, Hugeness, Greased Palm, Uselesss
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1389
Friday 3rd November 2006
Skid Marks, Bad B, Gorillas
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