Frank has
done another nice Hash Trash as follows. This was an extraordinary CH3 because of a very far (actually fairly near the
Pharaonic Dam), but absolutely
beautiful location (I can say the best I have seen since I started off with
CH3). It was near Helwan off the Koreimat Road and I would call the location THE BIG ROCK. Wonderful weather,
super landscape - tops!!! Big and large valleys,
super views...
And her are the Virgins for you:
1) Ron, New Jersey, professional desert walker and talker and an Arabic and
music student in Cairo;
2) Tom, Kentucky, samestudent as 1);
3) Ciny, Germany, architecture student;
4) Cher, ex Fotomodell from the Canadian state of California;
5) Chris, USA - AUC student, political science;
6) Lizz, USA, another super model - studying Spanish – bonjour and all that;
7) Pierre, Australia – walker without shoes (can¡¯t
throw them at politicians),
spending free time in Egypt, rolls his own;
8) Peter, Nairobi, Hash name: Hurt Nuts and the best man at Lars and Flora¡¯s
wedding, 45 years ago;
9.) Dupont: a smart female teacher in a
high school for arts (and fond of Dumont cigarettes).
The run and walk started at 2pm and we had to walk through
big canyons, over white-creamy stones, smooth sand, down and uphill, superb views,
through wide wadis (with a lots of
flies, even out there far from civilisation). Zee 1.and only CHECK was on a big hill, surrounded big sanddunes; after that
the walk was again through a lovely wadi (bushes, flies, trees and medical
plants, called in Egyptian gaada
in Jordanian dschaada, it's good if you have the revenge of Montezuma).
The Circular
Circle
At 3:30 p.m. His Royal Highness Wesley Hubbard DSO started
the Circle and blamed some hashers for some hard
group sex during the walk:I Pee Freely
and Runciciostic. Everybody liked the run and the walk because
for the superb location, therefore the Hares got
a nice cold ice-cold DD
and even the absent Useless (for figuring out this place), as
well. Rebecca, the sexy DEO-teacher, had her
birthday today (she¡¯s just become 21) and got as a
birthday present a large DD with the melancholic song: ¡®Happy birthday 2 U, hashing birthday f*** U...¡¯. The
Religious Sheep Adviser
Stewart picked on some nice girls and one man
(Austrian Werner) for being naughty on the walk and because of wearing hats in zee Circle: ¡®Why were they born so beautiful¡¯, and
Ted Rae (Doc Livingston) called himself in for a DD and Flora
`cause of allowing her to take a short cut on the
run... After that Ken got a DD for being
a good soccer player and wearing red
socks today, while Wayne sang: "Fatheer
Abraham.". Flora got a DD because according to the Religious Adviser she said that this time was the first
time she¡¯d sweated on the Hash, and, of course, Steffie Äääh (Three Dogs F***ing), because of being very white and dusty. They all
had to drink a DD to the words of the famous song¡®¡¦They are hashers, they are blue, they are
bissbots," together with all the Hares.
After this ceremony Wesley announced a special event for
the coming week: the Cairo Choral Society invites interested listeners on Nov
25th 2008, at 8pm to All Saints Cathedral in Zamalek and
at the same time the following evening in Ewart Hall in downtown. Kerstin and Karina sang us a very
nice song from Haydn, ¡®Roll over Beethoven¡¯ and got a large DD for it.The most hottest thing was then the sale of kitchen garments by Innaka. This time she offered transparent ones and some very nice (short) black and white
ones, for females only. The 4th DD went to: Wayne, Tom, Kerstin, Kimchi (Useless,
your friend from the Korean Embassy), Chris
& friends. Wayne got the pisser, because they were dancing while Innake
wanted to sell her mini skirts...
Another DD then for "the missing" beoble: John, Sarah, Flora, Beter (Brown),
Catherine Hamilton and Stefanie Davies, followed by a DD for all the Beters of today. That¡¯s why Wayne sang: ¡®Beter...,
oh Beter..., Beter, oh, Beter...¡¯ - very
nice and intelligent creative text. Then the crowd had the honour to
congratulate Stewart, our Religious Adviser, for his 25th Hash and 10th Hare. Julie and I Peed Freely received a DD for whistling to much why His Honour had to drink his DD, and that¡¯s why Flora sang ¡®Schwing Low¡¯ and Father Ibrahim.Stewart asked for the Haberdasher who was not there and Useless
was not there either, but wearing again his old World War II helmet as Useless, er as usual. The On-On was at the delicious Chinese restaurant Dragon House in Maadi in Road No. 9. The chief offered us 10 fried ducks direct out of the oven,
garnished with sweat and sour sauce. It was
really great!! On-On!!
Good to the Last Drop (GttLD); Whore House Hotel (WH2); Bad Bastard (BB); Pissed N Broke (PnB); EZ Wife of Brian (EZ); Hugh J. Nuss (HjN) and visitor hare Virgin Captain (VC).