Hares:Subseaman One, Came Early Comes Often, Homer Sexual,
Catherine, Bussy Bedlar, Bad B, Austrian Werner, Barbies Squashed Balls, Adam, Pins the Tail
HASH STATS
Walkers:44
Runners: 9
Total:53
Quotes of the Day
¡°The
run made something go hard.¡±
The
Trail
Frank has
done a splendid Hash Trash for the 1,500nd run and here we go folks! The 1500rd Hash was the Red Cooler Run, coz everybody got a red cooler bottle cooler with the legendary CH3No. 1500 printed on it. Colonel Hugh J. Nuss opened proceedings at 14:10 hours and
introduced all the Virgins:
1) Kinga, an
original Hungarian female Hasher
from Budapest, here on vacation
2) Boldric, a British
Budapest Hasher and indeed the Religious Adviser of the Budapest Hash
3) Kimo-Timo from GB, who¡¯s been hitchhiking round the world for 7 years
4) Brian Kevian from Scotland (his wife is pregnant)
5) Norm (1st-time Hasher and soldier from
Stuttgart, Germany, but hails from Ohio)
6) Susie, a student from the Sudan
7) Leo, works for USAID and from Sudan, too
8) Fouad, Egyptian (the brother of our
lovely Shereen), working as aheart
specialist (cardiologist) inLondon.
Ken, our very own Barbie¡¯s SquashedBalls, exblained the run: southeast, while the walk was exblained by our chief walker Adam who had
some confusion with the adz (lentils) and flour. The walk was in an area full of hills and with millions of
prehistoric ¡®stones¡¯. Wehad super weather like Europe in the summer!
Everybody was habby and satisfied. The run took 1:25 hours, the walk 1:15 hours.
The
Circular Circle
At 15:50h Mayor Wesley Hubbard obened the circle and asked
some of the Hashers on the walk what they thought of it:Kimchi (Inhee)
said it was
great, while Augustin made similar comments
about the run. The babtism of
Steffi, Catherine, Brian and Norm followed
later, but it was announced now.There was then a big DD for all the
Virgins with a song from the famous obera singer
Kim: ¡®We could have seen the Byramids, we could have seen the Sphinx¡¯, followedby Boldric, the RA
from the Budabest Hash, who was called into the
Circle and asked by Wesley: "What is the difference between a Harley Davidson
and a vacuum cleaner?"
Answer: ¡°The dirt bag
goes into the vacuum cleaner.¡± (???). Hahahahaha (???) Boldric
than threw some Budabest Hash-Teashirts (4
free )to the hungry Hashers, before Leo got a DD for his birthday yesterday (embärrah, 18.12.08) and because of getting married on 18.9.2008!Scottish Brian
had his last Hash today and has to leave for Lagos soon, so he got a large DD.But he had to
named as well and the proposals were:Cop,Hannibal Lector, Big Dick Driller, Subseaman One, Vodka Drain and Brian
Damage. Finally, he
got the name Subseaman One and was
babtised by the sands of the Sahara of the sandbowl. The naming of the US
girl Steffi, who¡¯s been living here for 5 months and was on her 8th Hash outing today, now popped up
on the agenda. Her name was swiftly decided on: Came EarlyComes Often. And now it was time to name Ohioman Norm, and the proposals for him were:Abnormal, Camel Humper, Dirty
Rat, Hamster Hustler, Legal Killer,Homer Sexual, Yakuza, Tattooing, Run A Tat 2, Dirt Eater, Tarzan, Demolition Man, Shorthand and Irazuni. He got Homer
Sexual.
The naming of Catherine from
North Carolina was next on the list, with brobosals including:Already Ready, Ever Ready, Bonnie + White, I Am Ready, One Shoe, Desert Rose, Great Grub and others. So which one did she get? Ineka now moved into action, selling her wonderful kitchen cloths for the poor Moqattam people and
Sudanese refugees. Meanwhile, Kinga, the Hash
girl from Budabest, was named as well. Because
her cat is pregnant and her bicycle has been stolen she was named with: Pussy Pedlar (for our Egybtian Hashers:
Bussy Bedlar! Mäshi? Tammam!!).Big action Bob, the legendary Bad Bastard,
followed: he got a DD because of no Hares for
the walk; while
Werner, the Austrian Piefke, and all the other hares had to drink a very
large DD because the run was too short
for the runners: ¡®Why were they born so Beautifull? (yeas: full!)Boldric +
Rod (yes, I am not sexy...) + Shereen + Wiener-Werner + Megan called in all the
lazy beoble for being very lazy today, and Boldric sang: ¡®Sh*t on the Hashers
Below...¡¯
Boldric asked the little US girl Rebecca why she¡¯d not been coming
to the Hash much
recently; of course: a boyfriend. That¡¯s why she
had to change her Tea-shirt with Kim¡¯s and everybody enjoyed her terribly
nice bra. The naming of her, little Rebecca, followed, the proposals being On the Water, Pins the Tail, Brown Bra and more and she gets Pins the Tail. The On-On was in the desert with a BBQ and a nice large bonfire.On-On!
Good to the Last Drop (GttLD); Whore House Hotel (WH2); Bad Bastard (BB); Pissed N Broke (PnB); EZ Wife of Brian (EZ); Hugh J. Nuss (HjN) and visitor hare Virgin Captain (VC).