Frank has
done a splendid Hash Trash for the 1,502st run, which welcomed in the New Year and
was Colonel Wesley¡¯s fabulous 300th CH3 run! It was also Frank¡¯s 10th
Hare! The
Hash was in the Wadi Digla Protectorate with a nice bonfire afterwards and some hot
chocolate drink. The location was absolutely great, you can call it Baradise, really. There were lots and lots and lots
of Virgins:
1)Alicia from
Malakkas / Esbania
2)Akeela (Attila), a tourist from Jaban
3)James,
Imbort-Exbort-Manager from Konika,Jaban
4)Motosan
5)Emma, UK
6)Dave, a Vietnam Hasher, now doing nothing in Maadi
7)Timan, Norway, visiting
Cairo
8)Alexandria,
Norway, who actually lives in Glasgow
9)Nobeka, tourist
girl from Jaban¡¯s YokoYamaha
10)John, visitor from
UK
11)Kim, Hasher from UK, Hash name: King
12)David, visitor from UK
13)Miki Bukara from Tokyo
(likes to blay Betchicco...)
14)James Tamian, an AUC-student for 1 month
15)Konika from Jaban, a visitor
16)Yakuza, torist from Jaban.
His Royal Highness obened the Circle at 2pm and welcomed all newcomers, while the walk and run were exblained by the Hares and the
barty started.I did the walk, which had 3
waiting checks and which was really tough but nice (flat and hilly). Everybody
enjoyed the run as well, but said it was a bit to long, maalesh!
The
Circular Circle
First DD went to the Hares, of course and the 2nd DD went
to Bad Bastard who was still drunk after¡®New York barty¡¯
emmmbärrääächhh (yesterday) and led everybody in a wrong direction (mish
mumken- mish mumken).Bad B also got the 3rd DD because of shortcutting
today!!!Reborn ¡®Christine¡¯ got a DD for not showing ub for
the last 3 years and having her 1st Hash after 1,095 days - because she wasdating a man with eight toes (so she¡¯s calledNutritionist – foot berson...).They got the songs ¡®They are Hashers through and through¡¯and on excellent song by Black and Bebber:
¡®Byramids song¡¯ and ¡®Danawagado¡¯– hoooooh! The first naming was of
Michael Bulldog, on his first Hare
and 13th Hash today. He likes wearing a kilt at home, eating muphins, blaying
Baycity Rollers on his old biano and was the leader of the legendary Filter Band in Edinburgh whne he was 17. Proposals for his Hash name wereMuphin Man, Muphin Under The Skirt, Man Without Skirt, Scottie Long Bob, Thin Peanist, Muffin Kilt, Filtered Muphin. And he was babtised Thin Peanist! Then it was the naming Quinn
Carter (Ottawa, Canada), teacher of
English + History, 3rdHash he
remembers
and a bit of one for the Russian ladies. Brobosalsfor his Hash
name are:Bad Beaver Hunter, Melt Me, Anthony
II, Lost Beaver, Queen Cut, Pass
(?), Queen Qunt, Beaver Leaver, Meia Beaver.
He was named Bad Beaver Hunter.
Both got a large DD with ¡®Why were they born so beautifull,
full, full!¡¯, while being babtised by the holy sand of the Sahara of Wadi Digla. After that they got another DD because they (both of them)
told a joke and nobody laughed?! The next
DD went to John and Norwegian Mamma Claudia and to Micki with the Bang-Bang
song.Steffi, Charlotte, Medusa(because of her hairdresser) got the next DD 'cause of talking too much nonsense today, then 1 DD to all the Russians, to Mike (the army
man), to Ugh from Denmark and to Tim for not
being in the army at all.Bad Bastard as the today¡¯s stand-in RA called
all Germans in for a DD while Wesley announced free Hash beer. Bad B sang the German Hash hit: ¡®That's what we
learned in der Schule¡¯: ¡°Was ist das hier ? Humdingelliduuuu, that's what we learned
in der Schule:shinedisker,
bullshiter, milkshaker, troublemaker, snotblower, smellmaker, nutcrusher, that¡¯s what we learned in der Schule!¡±
The ¡®Why are we Waiting?¡¯ songthen went then with a shoe-DD
to Michael and Quinn because of running with new shoes!!!Next DD to the Norwegians
and Australians: ¡®Why were they born so pasty?¡¯, while the last DDs went to to H.E. Wesley because of his 300th
Hash today!After closing the Circle we
enjoyed the sunset, had a nice bonfire, Wesley + Micki offered some chocolate. On-On at the Red Onion. On-On!!
Good to the Last Drop (GttLD); Whore House Hotel (WH2); Bad Bastard (BB); Pissed N Broke (PnB); EZ Wife of Brian (EZ); Hugh J. Nuss (HjN) and visitor hare Virgin Captain (VC).