It was cloudy, but warm and GM Darren opened the Circle at two o¡¯clock in the
afternoon, welcoming only 9 virgins this week:
1)Daniel,
a motorbike rider from Berlin/Germany on a
Around-the-World trip on his BMW-motorcycle (coming all the way down from Germanythrough Italy, Tunisia, Libya; now on
the way to China, together withhis buddy)
2)Lars, the buddy from Berlin, also
riding a BMW motorbike
3)Tommy, an
US-Student in Rome (studies Int¡¯l Affairs?)
4)Hohaychenne, a
Chinese Doctor (acupuncturist)
livingsince 2003 in Cairo
and full of mosquito stitches. (Eeeeddda? What are they?)
5)Miss Luzzy from
China as well and here for Mission Impossible
6)Pete, a young
journalist from UK, working in Cairo for The Egyptian Gazette and strangled by his BIG BOSS Hugh Nicol (better known as Useless
from CH3¡¦)
7)Adam, a UK student of Political Scientfics
8)Alex, a young
Austrian lady from Vienna, so our Wiener Bur
Higgins has
found somebody he could talk in his
motherlanguagethe first time since
living in Egypt
9)Sophian, an Egyptian student of combutersigns.
Anyway, the walk was flat, while the run was tough and bad, maalesh as well! A couple
of sh*tty little trails this week, you might say. Never mind and another
maalesh again! Really, maaaaalesh, maaaaalesh, maaaaalesh.
The
Circular Circle
Darren opened the
Circle at 15:30h and Wayne sang ¡®This is to the Hashers¡¯
for all the
virgins who got a large DD. The
Hares got a 2nd DD and anotherone because of the run and another DD because the walk was so sh*tty, but everybody enjoyed it!Before the 5th DDswere distributed, Rod (Da Ya Think I¢¥m Not Sexy?!) welcomed everybody to the On-On in his abartment in Maadi
at 6:30pm (Road 206, Build. 45; the one without the furniture and curtains, resembling an 1970s Connecticut
love nest). The 5th DD went to the Lost
Hashers (the famous Non-In-Signers):Karina(Eurotunnel), Steffie(3Dogs *ucking), Adam, Stewart (Mäh), Alexandra and Charlotte. Wayne
sang: ¡®I¢¥m blond, I¢¥m blond, I¢¥m blond¡¯. Anyway, the 6th DD went to Frank (yours truly), because his dangerous watchdog Mecki (alias Asfour) slashed again on a plastic rubbish bag, even though he¡¯s been told several times told that this is strictly
forbidden. DD No. 7 goes to Megan (Car*ucker),
Augustin and Gerhart, as well as Black &Pepper, for laughing too loudly and talking
while running.
Wayne sang the Hashhit:
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"The
Religious Adviser Stewart (Mäh) then picked
on the ¡®wood picker¡¯. This was not fair because the wood
picker just wants to protect this petrified
wood: Frank gets DD No. 7, with his bug
dog Mecki. Another DD goes to Wayne and Kerstin, for practising a new song in the Circle. Meanwhile, a young Egyptian girl made some publicity for helping poor
Sudanese refugees and the Hash donated some money in a
hat.The last DD went to the US-Boy Augustin. Unfortunately he had his last Hash today because he has to
go back to Washington DC. He had to drink a very large DD out of a construction
workers¡¯ plastic hat, while Wayne sang: "Hat? Who
said hat?¡±Our Flora did her African magic with the song: ¡®Father Abraham..., left food.., seven sons...¡¯.After the
circle was terminated, we all stayed for
some more nice beers and talk in the desert before many of us went to
our generous Rod¡¯s gaff and his BBQ-On-On in
his Penthouse. Meia-Meia! On-On!!
Good to the Last Drop (GttLD); Whore House Hotel (WH2); Bad Bastard (BB); Pissed N Broke (PnB); EZ Wife of Brian (EZ); Hugh J. Nuss (HjN) and visitor hare Virgin Captain (VC).