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Run 1509                The Sh*tty Enjoyable Trails Hash            20/2/9

         

Hares:

 

HASH STATS

Walkers: 55

Runners: 24

Total: 79

 

Quotes of the Day

¡°Do you really think I¡¯m not sexy?¡±

 

The Trail

 

It was cloudy, but warm and GM Darren opened the Circle at two o¡¯clock in the afternoon, welcoming only 9 virgins this week:

 

1)      Daniel, a motorbike rider from Berlin/Germany on a Around-the-World trip on his BMW-motorcycle (coming all the way down from Germany through Italy, Tunisia, Libya; now on the way to China, together with his buddy)

2)      Lars, the buddy from Berlin, also riding a BMW motorbike

3)      Tommy, an US-Student in Rome (studies Int¡¯l Affairs?)

4)      Hohaychenne, a Chinese Doctor (acupuncturist) living since 2003 in Cairo and full of mosquito stitches. (Eeeeddda? What are they?)

5)      Miss Luzzy from China as well and here for Mission Impossible

6)      Pete, a young journalist from UK, working in Cairo for The Egyptian Gazette and strangled by his BIG BOSS Hugh Nicol (better known as Useless from CH3¡¦)

7)      Adam, a UK student of Political Scientfics

8)      Alex, a young Austrian lady from Vienna, so our Wiener Bur Higgins has found somebody he could talk in his mother language the first time since living in Egypt

9)       Sophian, an Egyptian student of combuter signs.

 

Anyway, the walk was flat, while the run was tough and bad, maalesh as well! A couple of sh*tty little trails this week, you might say. Never mind and another maalesh again! Really, maaaaalesh, maaaaalesh, maaaaalesh.

 

The Circular Circle

 

Darren opened the Circle at 15:30h and Wayne sang ¡®This is to the Hashers¡¯ for all the virgins who got a large DD. The Hares got a 2nd DD and another one because of the run and another DD because the walk was so sh*tty, but everybody enjoyed it! Before the 5th DDs were distributed, Rod (Da Ya Think I¢¥m Not Sexy?!) welcomed everybody to the On-On in his abartment in Maadi at 6:30pm (Road 206, Build. 45; the one without the furniture and curtains, resembling an 1970s Connecticut love nest). The 5th DD went to the Lost Hashers (the famous Non-In-Signers): Karina (Eurotunnel), Steffie (3 Dogs *ucking), Adam, Stewart (Mäh), Alexandra and Charlotte. Wayne sang: ¡®I¢¥m blond, I¢¥m blond, I¢¥m blond¡¯. Anyway, the 6th DD went to Frank (yours truly), because his dangerous watchdog Mecki (alias Asfour) slashed again on a plastic rubbish bag, even though he¡¯s been told several times told that this is strictly forbidden. DD No. 7 goes to Megan (Car *ucker), Augustin and Gerhart, as well as Black & Pepper, for laughing too loudly and talking while running.

Wayne sang the Hash hit: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" The Religious Adviser Stewart (Mäh) then picked on the ¡®wood picker¡¯. This was not fair because the wood picker just wants to protect this petrified wood: Frank gets DD No. 7, with his bug dog Mecki. Another DD goes to Wayne and Kerstin, for practising a new song in the Circle. Meanwhile, a young Egyptian girl made some publicity for helping poor Sudanese refugees and the Hash donated some money in a hat. The last DD went to the US-Boy Augustin. Unfortunately he had his last Hash today because he has to go back to Washington DC. He had to drink a very large DD out of a construction workers¡¯ plastic hat, while Wayne sang: "Hat? Who said hat?¡± Our Flora did her African magic with the song: ¡®Father Abraham..., left food.., seven sons...¡¯. After the circle was terminated, we all stayed for some more nice beers and talk in the desert before many of us went to our generous Rod¡¯s gaff and his BBQ-On-On in his Penthouse. Meia-Meia! On-On!!

 

 

Who has what:

 

1.      New Smelly Galabiya: Marie-Louise    

2.      Smelly Galabiya: Andy

3.        Magic Lantern: Little Dina      

4.        Toilet Seat: Spoilt Little Brat

5.        Chain of Pain: Spoilt Little Bratwurst           

6.        Underpants Cap: Wing Nut                                                       On-On Frank/Useless



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1519
1/5/9
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1518
24/4/9
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1513
20/3/9
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1510
27/2/9
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1512
13/3/9
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1510
27/2/9
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1510
27/2/9
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1509
20/2/9
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1508
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1506
30/1/9
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1504
16/1/9
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1503
9/1/9
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1502
2/1/9
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1501
26/12/8
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1500
19/12/8
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1497
18/11/8
Colonel Ted Rae
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1499
12/12/8
Emad, Pussies Galore
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1497
28/11/8
Colonel Ted Rae
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1495
14/11/8
Sh*t I Forget, Hard And Juicy and others
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1496
21/11/8
Melon Fondler, Stewart
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1494
7/11/8
Bad B, Tony
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1494
7/11/8
Bad B, Tony
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1494
7/11/8
Bad B, Tony
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1493
31/10/8
Bumble Bee, 1900 Sheep Dater, Wayne, Cant Make Her Come
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1492
24/10/8
Cant Make Her Come, Rudie, Athletic Supporter, Wes, Pussy Wig, Finger In The Dyck
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1491
17/10/8
Shouldve Been Blonde, 1900 Sheep Dater, Martin, Joerg, Fed Sechs, Zighda Man
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1490
10/10/8
Barbies Squashed Balls, Emptier, Master Maths, Jenny
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1489
3/10/8
R Hole, Easy Ride Herr, Doc Livingstone
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1488
26/9/8
Cant Make Her Come, 1900 Sheep Dater, Doc Livingstone, Alain, Texas Gee Ha, Sweaty Viking
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1487
19/9/8
Doktor Livingstone, R Hole, Gary, Herr Easy Ride Hare
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1486
12/9/8
John R, Athletic Supporter, Black End Popper, Lou Borough Qunt, Doctor Wayne
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1485
5/9/8
Inga, Trevor, Do You Think Im Sexy, Easy Ride Herr, Siberian Sex Bomb, Schoolman, Useless
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1474
29/8/8
Lou Borough Qunt, Black End Popper, Uncle Wes, Watch Me Strut My Furry Thing, Shouldve Been Blonde, Chairman
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1483
22/8/8
Bosoms From Brussels, Tawfika, Erect Runner, Bad Bobby
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1482
15/8/8
Barbies Squashed Balls, Cant Make Her Come, Petroleum Jelly, Castrati, Rudie
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1481
8/8/8
Cock Tamer, Lou Borough Qunt, Black End Pepper, Bosoms From Brussels, Limp Noodle, Useless, two dogs
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1479
25/7/8
Poontang Palmer, Shouldve Been Blonde, Cream Offski, Cock Tamer
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1478
18/7/8
Squashed Balls, Titty Tattoo, Shouldve Been Blonde, Hugh J Nuss, Rembrandt Puss, Comes In Threes
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1476
4/7/8
Athletic Supporter, Quotch Quacker, Cant Make Her Come, Useless
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1475
27/6/8
Bitter Balls, Grolsch Schlurper, Bay Watch Babe, Vim, Gerhardt, Vorniker
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1474
20/6/8
Pussy Wig, Crocodile Dundee, Cream Offski, Melon F***er, F*** You Noodles
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1473
13/6/8
Gary, Crotch Cracker, Hugh J Nuss, Catherine, Christine, Cream Off, Stuart, Tit For Tat, Athletic Supporter
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1471
30/5/8
Bottleneck, The Siberian Sex Bomb, Brain Dead, Needs To Be Slapped Purple, Useless
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1469
16/5/8
Pol Pot, Doc Livingston, Shouldve Been Blonde, Easy Rider, Gary
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1468
9/5/8
Hugh J. Nuss, Erect Runner, Bad B, Athletic Supporter, Hot Lips, Speechless, Basket Case
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1466
25/4/8
Easy Rider, The Lion Farted, Irish Missed, Hamburg Sex Bomb, Hermann The Vermin
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1464
10/3/8
Tit For Tat, Cucking Funt, Rude Yard, Rembrandt Pussy Whores, Keer, Useless
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1463
3/8/8
Spreads Easily, Cock Tamer, Titty Tattoo, Uncle Wes, Spoilt Little Brat
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1462
28/3/8
Siberian Sex Bomb, Once Is Not Enough, Hot Air, Useless
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1461
21/38
Mr and Mrs Dog, Hot Radish
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1460
14/3/8
Easy Rider, Three Dogs F***ing, What A F***er, I.P. Freely, Pet Shop Boy, Charlotte, Charlotte's daughter, Athletic Supporter, Super Fanny
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1457
7/3/8
Spreads Easily, Cock Tamer, Underdeveloped, Athletic Supporter, Hugh J. Nuss
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1457
7/3/8
Spreads Easily, Cock Tamer, Underdeveloped, Athletic Supporter, Hugh J. Nuss
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1458
29/2/8
She Comes Quietly, He's Had A Haircut, Barbie's Squashed Balls, Bad Lay, Useless
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1457
22/2/8
Pussy Wig, Doc Livingstone, Castrati, Always Coming, Numb Nuts Cruncher
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1456
15/2/8
Mister and Mrs Dog, Easy Rider, Euro Tunnel
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1455
8/2/8
I Know Dick, Cock Tamer, Tit For Tat, Nipple Twister
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1454
1/2/8
Barbie's Squashed Balls, Bad Lay, She Comes Quietly, Useless
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1453
25/1/8
Takes Offers, Joerg, Hand Solo
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1451
11/1/8
Uncle Wes, Spreads Easily, Incomplete, I Couldn't Get Him To Come
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1449
28/12/7
: Brain Dead, The Schoolman, Siberian Sex Bomb, Once Is Not Enough, Soft Wired, Palm Job, Useless
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1448
21/12/7
Monsieur et Madame Chien, Bad Lay, Useless
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1447
14/12/7
Hugh J. Nuss, Athletic Supporter, Bosoms From Brussels
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1447
14/12/7
Hugh J. Nuss, Athletic Supporter, Bosoms From Brussels
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1446
7/12/7
Spoilt Little Bratwurst, Spreads Easily
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1445
30/11/7
Barbie's Squashed Balls, Ball Hacker Dog's Bollox, Bad Lay, Cheeky Little Brat, Useless
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1444
23/11/7
Putin In Out, Once Is Not Enough, No Hare Brain, Hash Ram
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1441
2/11/7
Squashed Balls, Here's My Package, Titty, Underdeveloped, Mystic, Useless
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1440
26/10/7
Erect Runner, Bad B
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1439
19/10/7
Barbie's Squashed Balls, Hash Queen, The Dude
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1437
5/10/7
The Dude, Incomplete, Erect Runner
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1436
28/9/7
Pussywig, Crocodile Dundee, No Hare Brain, Siberian Sex Bomb, One Is Not Enough
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1434
14/9/7
Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, Hala, Cock Tamer, Should've Been Blonde
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1432
31/8/7
Blow Hole Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, The Duke
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1431
24/8/7
Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, Barbie’s Squashed Balls, Mister and Mrs Dog
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1430
17/8/8
Spoilt Little Bratwurst With Sweaty Red Bollox, Saucy Little Crab Apple, Squashed Balls, Greased Palm, Baaaaa, Useless
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1428
3/8/7
Tit For Tat, Squashed Balls, Greased Palm, I Want Dick, Blow Hole, Useless
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1427
27/7/7
Should’ve Been Blonde, Bad B, Hugh J. Nuss, Erect Runner, Barbie’s Greased Balls
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1426
20/7/7
Bottleneck, Bam-Bam, Rock Star, Hoare House Hote, Tina Turner, Spoilt Little Brat
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1423
29/6/7
Spoilt Little Brat, Hibiscus Flower
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1422
22/6/7
Hugh J. Nuss
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1420
8/1/7
Cookie, The Sheriff of Nottingham, Not In The Mood, Kafka, Flusher
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1418
25/5/7
Pin Pricked, Lion Fart, Effing Stop
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1413
20/4/7
Rude Yard, Mr and Mrs Dog, Dirty Little Brat With Sweaty Red Cheeks, Smack Ass, Castrati
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1414
27/4/7
Good In Bed, Puss In Boots, Pole Pot, Rock Star, Ruth, Bam Bam, Easy Wife of Bam Bam
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1417
18/5/7
Psycho Tits, Bad Lay, Nipple Twister, Putin Out, Cucking Funt, Basket Case, Speechless, Hot Lips, Useless
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1416
11/5/7
The Italian Blob, Herr und Frau Hund, Rudie, Smack Ass, Spoilt Little Brat
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1415
4/5/7
Squashed Balls, Puss In Boots, Pole Pot, Rock Star, Ruth, Bam Bam, Easy Wife of Bam Bam
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1412
13/4/7
Dirty Little Brat With Cheeky Red Cheeks, Smack Ass, Uncle Wes, Tassie Trombone, Rudie
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Trash 1411
6/4/7
Bad B, ER, Useless
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1410
30/3/7
Good to the Last Drop (GttLD); Whore House Hotel (WH2); Bad Bastard (BB); Pissed N Broke (PnB); EZ Wife of Brian (EZ); Hugh J. Nuss (HjN) and visitor hare Virgin Captain (VC).
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1409
23/3/7
he Italian Blob, Tassie Tornado, Mother Pucker, Damien
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1408
16/3/7
Good In Bed, Puss In Boots, Takes Offers, Gorillas, Bootstrap
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1407
9/3/7
See below
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1405
23/2/7
Pink Princess, The Italian Blob, Tit For Tat, Useless
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1404
16/2/7
Mr and Mrs Dog
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1403
9/2/7
Hoare House Hotel, Bam-Bam, Puss In Boots, Good In Bed, Checks Me Out, Melts In Her Mouth, Alex Sevren, Never Goes Up, Never Goes Down
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1402
2/2/7
Dirty Little Brat With Cheeky Red Cheeks, Ron Baldo, Useless
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1401
26/1/7
Bad Lay, Castrati, Greased Palm, Castrati, Rude Yard
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1400
19/1/7
Tit For Tat, Puss In Boots, Good In Bed, Good To The Last Drop, Bottleneck, Athletic Supporter
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1399
12/1/7
Tit For Tat, Mystic Meg, Underdeveloped, Useless, Little Bruiser
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1397
Friday 29nd December 2006
Greased Palm, Psycho Tits, Useless
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1396
Friday 22nd December 2006
Athletic Supporter, Blow Out, Comes With Him, Mystic Meg, Underdeveloped, Little Bruiser, Useless
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1395
Friday 15th December 2006
Should've Been Blonde, Squashed Balls, Mother Pucker, Tassie Teaser, Tulip. Dorito
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1394
Sunday 10th December 2006
Rock Star, Upside Ben Doone, Comes In Threes, Trans
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1393
Sunday 3rd December 2006
Bad Lay, Pole Pot, Greased Palm, Squash Balls, Useless
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1392
Good to the last Drop, Doggie Style, Alpha Bitch
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1391
Friday 17th November 2006
Doggie Style and Alpha Bitch (Walk) & Titty Tatoo and Bad Lay (Run)
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1390
Friday 10th November 2006
Comes Monthly, Hugeness, Greased Palm, Uselesss
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1389
Friday 3rd November 2006
Skid Marks, Bad B, Gorillas
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