¡°It¡¯s
bound to drop off if the temperature falls any further.¡± ¡°I could do with a
nice bit of keobassa.¡±
The
Trail
We were in Lower Wadi Digla Paradise for Hash 1510, the coldest Hash since 1983: only 7 degrees Centrigrade.One
newcomer (German undercoveragent
Christopher, on his 1st Hash) was named
today.The walk was hilly, a lot of ups and downs, nice views, because the air was really
very clear; even the run was cold, but tough and fine. We had a dozen virgins this week:
1)Kathy,sexy from Texas
2)Lisa from Ohio(jazz-singer)
3)Sebastian (a crab)
from Germany: he sang the song: ¡®Under the Sea¡¯
4)Amela, USA (sister
of Pamela Anderson)
5)Michael, Germany
(Nile diver off el-Manyal Island)
6)Gordon, UK (BSA motorbike dealer)
7)Anneka from Poland (5star cook, specialities include: bigos, flaki, jurek, borszczsz and keobassa)
8)Alishaka from Teheran (carpet dealer)
9)Nicolas from US
(rodeorider from Tennessee)
10)Jens from Copenhagen (ex-pornstar with Orion)
11)Bob from New York (a yellow cab-driver, wants to learn to drive better)
12)Christopher from
Ostfriesland/Germany (the undercover-agent)
The
Circular Circle
After a large DD given to
all virgins by His Royal Highness, His Excellency Dr Wesley, the show of our
friendly Religious A**hole Stewart began, as he
bicked out: Irish Mist(Claire) for a
big back pack; Eddy our friend
from Nigeria because of havin¡¯sex
on the Hash (alone!!!);Richard the Lion Farted
for holding hands;Megan (Car*ucker) and Colin for talking to nobody (Nobody is berfekt!). They got
their DDs with
Flora¡¯s ¡®Schwing Lowe¡¯, as it was really f%$^ing
cold today and windy as well. Alhamdillilläh we were protected by big rocks in ¡®The Paradise¡¯ in the Protectorate, a nice new spot where we were for Air Commodore
Hubbard¡¯s (DSO, CBE) 300th run on 2/1/9.
And the Hash baptism:The German undercover agent Christopher wanted to be named because he was so
amused and positively astonished by our friendly and crazy Hash family. But
therefore he had to explain something of himself:he is around 29 years old,
comes from Ostfriesland (on the German Nordsee – so today¡¯s freezing weather was
actually far too hot for him),
likes to watch fairytale movies, collects tissues, enjoys cycling and dancing all alone and naked in public swimming pools (he¡¯s served three prison sentences for this offence alone!).The proposals for Christopher¡¯s Hash name:
Desert A**hole; The Visitor; Frankfurter Without Any; Funny
Lederhosen; Bundeskrug; and Winking Visitor. From these he was named The Visitor and baptised with the holy and today¡¯s really cold sand and beer of the Sahara. He
got the song: ¡®He¡¯s a Hasher he¡¯s so Blue!). What a dude to put up
with all that in the cold. Maalesh, ya Pasha!!!Flora then
treated us to ¡®I¡¯m singing in the Rain¡¯ and invited us all to hot homemade very tasty soup and a wonderful Goulaaaasch!We had a lot of fun even it was cold. I can¡¯t remember where the
On-On was – I must be getting old. On-On!!
Good to the Last Drop (GttLD); Whore House Hotel (WH2); Bad Bastard (BB); Pissed N Broke (PnB); EZ Wife of Brian (EZ); Hugh J. Nuss (HjN) and visitor hare Virgin Captain (VC).