It was the first day of spring
and the Hash was located really quiet far out. I don¡¯t remember where (too much
beer). It was a sunny day with sunny funny people with a lot of virgins who
were welcomed by The Duke, who opened the Hash circle at 2pm:
1)Eva, a German woman from Männem (Mannheim/Pfalz), visiting Egypt
2)Rasha, a Danish lady, visiting Egypt
as well
3)Harriet from the UK, London, owner of Harrods
4)Kathy, an Oxford
student from Birmingham
5)Dina, a visitor from New York city
6)Oliver from LA., a nurse
7)Steve from Bristol, UK, BP oil seeker
8)Tina from Colombia, art insect researcher
9)Ambra, an Egyptian student at Ain Shams University
10)Ollie from Germany, a student of languages
11)Steve, UK, telecom engineer
12)Anaiis, also called Tunnel From Zee Underground (a
lady from France)
13)Alexander, a student from Germany (studying Mauritanian history)
14)Kathy, a student from zee US, studying zee French, s¡¯il vous plait
monsieur.
It was very hilly
today, with big valleys and huge rocks. Everybody, walkers and runners, liked the
walk and run.
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The Circular
Circle
After giving a DD
to the Hares and the new people zee RA (Stewart from Down
Under) honoured Swiss Miss Ursula for her 25th CH3, as well as The
Siberian Sex Bomb for sex in zee circle; even her little daughter
Alicia had to drink a kiddy¡¯s DD with Seven Up (Sabaa Up) because of laughing
too loud in front of the RA. Next DD, yes, the non-in-signers: Paul Harrison,
Luz, Lizzy, Wim, Hare Gary, while we sang them, ¡®Why where they born so beautiful?¡¯
Carolyn and Adam (new haircut) got a DD because they started running before the
run or the walk started. Bob, Keith, Michael Bulldog, Julie, Harriet and Sherif,
the unknown Egyptian movie star, also received refreshments for talking nonsense
while RA Stewart was praying (!) in the Circle. He too got a DD, while Harriet
got another one because of right-hand drinking. It was EZ Ride Herr¡¯s
birthday today, so he bunished the Hashers with
16 litres of ice-cold vodka and orange. The next DD went to Sarah for drinking
with the forbidden left hand: 9 - 8 -7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 ... DD DD DD DD
DD!!
A drinking and Tea-shirt-changing
competition followed: three teams, 6 beers, only one team can win. While one
was drinking, the team members had to change their shirts. The fastest team was
the winner (I don't remember the names – I was a little bit wasted by now, maalesh).
Afterwards, there was a red-hot raffle with cool prizes: spirits, a pair of
used sandals, a book about cooking shrimps with chocolate sauce and some other very
useful stuff. The winners were (not Allan): Julie, Jackie from Colombia and
Gary (he won the cheesy sandals!). After the Circle, we stayed a while in the
desert, enjoying the warm spring sun, cold vodka and orange and lots of Sakkara
beer. I demolished rather a lot of hooch today and can¡¯t quite remember where
the On-On was. The Dragon House perhaps. On-On!!
Good to the Last Drop (GttLD); Whore House Hotel (WH2); Bad Bastard (BB); Pissed N Broke (PnB); EZ Wife of Brian (EZ); Hugh J. Nuss (HjN) and visitor hare Virgin Captain (VC).